![]() ![]() ‘There’s nothing in the streets, Looks any different to me, And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye. Amongst my favorite ditties by this quartet is “Won’t get fooled again.” Here’s some of the lyrics: One of my favorite “classic rock” bands is The Who, which was formed in 1964 by the quartet of Pete Townsend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle, and Keith Moon. Weren’t they all “anti big real estate” back in November before the election, or was that just a movie? Don’t worry, Eric Adams will solve the future for you. They really do seem to serving all of the red hot and deep fried turds up at the moment, huh? It’s almost as if they all waited until there would be no retribution at the ballot for their actions. What a pleasure it was to be absent from the twilight days and death throes of the term limited political estate here in NYC. One was out of town for much of last week and weekend, exploring foreign shores and wonders. The first guy spins around on his stool and says “Are you a Lawyer?” The second guy says “No, I’m an asshole.’ The second guy says “I actually have an issue with what you said, sir.” Finally, one of the other patrons stands up, walks over to him, and taps him on the shoulder roughly. The guy orders a second, and then a third whiskey in dead silence. The bar is quiet, only the sound of crickets and the clinking of glasses can be heard. He sits down at the bar and starts drinking whiskeys. He exclaims to the other boozehounds, at the top of his lungs, that “All Lawyers are assholes, and if any of you have an issue with what I just said, come talk to me.” ‘There’s a bar near a courthouse, and a guy slams the door open upon arrival. ![]() (I try to have a new one in my quiver each and every week, which has been difficult due to COVID, I tell’s ya…) It’s my candidate for best “joke of the week” from the last quarter of 2021. I didn’t write the following joke, I’m just telling/passing it on. Extreme points of view and non nuanced positions seem to rule the day. It’s difficult to maintain a sense of humor these days, given how serious everyone is all the time. Add cold water to the mix, and presuming you used a large enough pitcher you’ll get about a half gallon to a gallon worth of delicious and bright yellow “County Fair” style lemonade. Squeeze and juice the skinned lemons into a water pitcher, then pour the peel/sugar mixture through a strainer into the same pitcher and mix up the juice and yellowed sugar. That’s the lemon’s essential oils, which have leeched out into the sugar.ĭissolve the mixture with a bit of hot, not boiling but hot, water. Let the bowl sit overnight out on the counter, and in the morning you’ll find that the sugar has turned gooey and bright yellow. You combine the yellow peels and sugar in a mixing bowl, which you tightly cover with plastic wrap to create a moisture seal. Put the skinned lemons into the fridge, you’ll need those later. Use a vegetable peeler to remove the yellow section of the lemon peel, avoiding the pith. ![]() I use about 8 lemons for this formula, and a measured cup of table sugar. I found a great lemonade recipe last summer, actually. Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? That’s about three in the afternoon at the moment, given that the whole “December daylight savings time thing” is in effect right now. ![]() Recent adventure found one at the Turning Basin of the fabulous Newtown Creek just before sunset. ![]()
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